Shreddin’ teams like Kimchi Slaw

This year’s odds-on favorite, Korean BBQ Tacos have been blowing out teams all season. With a mix of skilled shooters and dominant post players, you’d be hard-pressed to find a weakness on this team.

Even though this team is young, its entire starting rotation is projected to go pro after the Elito 8, leaving players with no shortage of bravado.

“We can’t be beat. There’s really no team even on our level. We barely even have to try,” declared star forward Kimchi Slaw.

With analysts predicting a runaway victory for Korean BBQ Tacos, its biggest roadblock now may be players’ own overconfidence.

Korean BBQ Tacos Starting Lineup:

  • grilled, marinated sirloin steak
  • Korean BBQ sauce
  • kimchi slaw
  • salsa
  • toasted sesame seeds
  • chopped scallions