Never playing catch up. Always dominating in the paint.

Drawing comparisons to the “Bad Boys” Pistons teams of the 80s and 90s, Mexican Meatloaf Bowl is known for physical play and imposing its will on opponents. What the team lacks in skill and finesse, it more than makes up for with a dominating post presence. While its hometown crowd loves this aggressive play, fans around the league have begun booing the team off the court.

Mexican Meatloaf Bowl is anchored by a 7’1″, 285 lb. center with a bit of a mean streak, known simply as “Meat.” With a league-record 17 technical fouls this season, Meat has establish himself as the league’s top villain.

In order to win, this team (especially Meat) is going to have to stay out of foul trouble and play a clean game. Without its beloved home court advantage, Mexican Meatloaf Bowl is going to have to work hard to win over the crowd if they hope to move past the first round.

Mexican Meatloaf’s Starting Lineup:

  • grilled Mexican meatloaf
  • fresh mashed potatoes
  • sautéed vegetables
  • sweet and savory meatloaf sauce
  • corn
  • salsa
  • chopped green onions